Terms of Service

Last Updated: May 31, 2026 — Version 2.0 (Double-Wrapped Security Patch)

PLEASE READ THIS AGREEMENT CAREFULLY. BY CREATING AN ACCOUNT, WEIGHING A BURRITO, OR VIEWING THE BURRITO MAP, YOU ARE ENTERING A BINDING CONTRACT WITH WEIGHMYBURRITO CORP. AND ACKNOWLEDGING THAT YOU HAVE THE FINANCIAL STABILITY TO PAY FOR EXTRA GUACAMOLE.

1. Acceptance of Terms & The GBVI

Welcome to Burritoverse ("the Service"), a proprietary food valuation platform owned and operated by WeighMyBurrito Corp. ("we," "us," or "our"). By accessing or using the Service, including uploading photos to the Global Burrito Value Index (GBVI), you agree to comply with and be bound by these Terms of Service.

If you do not agree to these terms, you have no right to use the Service and must immediately close your browser, turn off your kitchen scale, and consume a standard sandwich in shame.

2. The Burrito Charter & Filling Integrity

To protect public health and user safety, you represent and warrant that any item you review or log on the Service complies with the **Universal Taqueria Accord definition of a Burrito**. A burrito is strictly defined as:

"A single, contiguous flour tortilla wrapped around a savory filling in a cylindrical envelope, structurally sealed at one or both ends."

Tacos, quesadillas, and chimichangas do not qualify. Open-faced wraps and "sushi burritos" are blasphemous aberrations and are strictly prohibited.

Forbidden Fillings List:The inclusion of the following ingredients in a logged burrito is a material breach of these terms: mayonnaise, peanut butter, jelly, pasta salad, strawberries, or chocolate syrup. Logging such items will result in immediate termination of your profile, referral to the local Taquero Guild, and a permanent ban from ordering al pastor within city limits.

3. Weight Auditing & Scale Standards

The integrity of our Global Burrito Value Index is based entirely on data accuracy. Under these Terms:

All weights must be submitted in decimal pounds (lbs). Submitting weights in ounces is permitted only under severe protest and must be converted (e.g., 24 oz = 1.5 lbs).
Your food scale must be zeroed out with the foil wrapping subtracted if you wish to claim "Net Girth".

The 3.0-Pound Audit Directive:Any logged burrito claiming a weight of 3.0 pounds (1.36 kg) or more constitutes a "High-Girth Event". The Service reserves the right to withhold publication of the review pending photo verification of the burrito on a digital kitchen scale alongside a valid daily newspaper for date verification. We may deploy a regional Burrito Audit Officer (BAO) to inspect your scale's calibration.

4. Digital Quesadilla Copyright Act (DQCA)

We respect the intellectual property of chefs and creators. If you believe that your burrito photo, salsa recipe text, or original review commentary has been copied on the Service in a way that constitutes copyright infringement, you may submit a **Taco Take-Down Notice** to our designated agent at dmca@weighmyburrito.com.

Your DQCA notice must contain: (a) a link to the infringing post; (b) a photo of the original burrito as evidence of ownership; (c) a statement that you created the burrito under penalty of perjury; and (d) your signature (or grease smudge). False claims of burrito ownership will result in a penalty of purchasing a round of Horchata for the community.

5. Burrito Indemnification & Hold Harmless

You agree to defend, indemnify, and hold harmless WeighMyBurrito Corp., its parent companies, and its Taqueros from and against any and all claims, damages, obligations, losses, liabilities, costs, or debt arising from:

Your submission of a wrap or sandwich masquerading as a burrito;
Your calibration errors leading to widespread panic regarding local burrito weights;
Any food poisoning or digestive distress resulting from following a high-rated place on our map (you eat at your own peril).

6. Disclaimers & Limitation of Liability

THE SERVICE IS PROVIDED "AS IS" AND "WITH ALL FAULTS," INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO CORN TORTILLA TEARS AND WATERED-DOWN SALSA. WEIGHMYBURRITO CORP. DISCLAIMS ALL WARRANTIES, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED.

In no event shall WeighMyBurrito Corp. be liable for:

Salsa stains incurred on clothing, laptops, steering wheels, or high-value documents.
Mild to catastrophic food comas resulting in missed meetings, skipped classes, or poor software deployments.
Spicy salsa-induced tongue burns, hiccups, or watering eyes.
Theological debates regarding whether rice belongs in a Mission-style burrito (it does not, but we remain legally neutral).

7. Arbitration & Dispute Resolution

In the interest of resolving disputes in a cost-effective and delicious manner, you and WeighMyBurrito Corp. agree that any legal dispute arising out of these terms shall be settled via **Mandatory Taquero Arbitration**.

Arbitration Rules:The arbitration shall take place at a neutral street vendor or taco truck chosen by the arbitrator. The arbitrator shall be a certified local Taquero with at least 5 years of meat-carving experience. The dispute must be presented over a plate of three (3) street tacos. The losing party shall be responsible for paying the entire food and beverage bill for the session.

8. Class Action Waiver

YOU AND WEIGHMYBURRITO CORP. AGREE THAT EACH MAY BRING CLAIMS AGAINST THE OTHER ONLY IN YOUR INDIVIDUAL CAPACITY AND NOT AS A PLAINTIFF OR CLASS MEMBER IN ANY PURPORTED CLASS ACTION. You cannot band together with other hungry users to sue a taqueria for skimpy pork portions.

9. Severability & Survival

If any provision of these Terms is found to be invalid or unenforceable, that provision shall be limited or eliminated to the minimum extent necessary (like picking out cilantro), and the remaining provisions of these Terms shall remain in full force and effect.

10. Governing Law

These Terms shall be governed by, and construed in accordance with, the laws of the **Sovereign Republic of Carne Asada** and the **State of Sonora**, without regard to conflict of law principles. Any legal proceedings not settled by taco arbitration shall take place in a courtyard in Tijuana.